Today was fun.
I got paid, but I didn't get laid (big bummer).
I bought a new pair of pants and three ties.
I bought a new fan for fifteen dollars.
I paid for half of my car insurance and filled my tank.

Now, at the end of it all, I've got about 290 dollars left and I still have to
1. live on it for two weeks
2. keep my gas tank filled
3. pay for a new phone plan

THAT'S RIGHT, thanks to my aunt, my phone doesn't work, it was turned off.
So, now, people don't have means to talk to me.

I still got to get a new Zune and I really should get a new car.
Hanschen's great, but I do need a new one, he's not going to last for long.

What's the name of the new car, you ask?

Ernst